census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
