I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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