People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
