shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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