The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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