I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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