STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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