Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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