I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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