I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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