They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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