I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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