Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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