I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Drunk is not a location!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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