Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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