she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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