doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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