i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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