So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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