Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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