I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I enjoy the company of your penis
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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