The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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