Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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