So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
jump out the window naked night went bad
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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