is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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