When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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