i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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