i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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