i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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