He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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