They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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