okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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