It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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