I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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