oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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