I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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