It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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