love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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