Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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