I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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