i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
