i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my shit smells like andre
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Do plants get herpes?
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