I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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