So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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