Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think I sprained my soul last night
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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