I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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