its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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