in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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