Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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