I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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