I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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