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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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