last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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