ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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