Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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