I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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