You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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