so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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