Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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