Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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