going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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