Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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