their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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